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Little Boy Breaks Away From Mommy For Two Hours (Carries Umbilical Cord for Safety Blanket))
It’s the latest trend in Mumbai. Little boys are peeping out of their mothers’ dupattas, being blinded by the light and attempting to go mingle with other people who have been out of their mommy’s dupattas for a while. And by little boys I mean, young males anywhere between the ages of 25 and 30. […]
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3 Ways To Have A 3 Way
November 14, 2010
I understand boning 2 chicks at once (wait, how?) is every guy’s ultimate fantasy. Or like, the ultimate fantasy is boning two girls in the middle of the Sahara desert while magically, no vaginas get sandy. But quite honestly, I’m a little sick of seeing guys get all air-humpy, goo goo gaa gaa-ing at the […]
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Cover It Up!
September 1, 2010
As big a fan as I am of originality, I'm a bigger fan of innovation and bringing something new to the table. If you're going to take someone else's work, innovate it, add something to it. Clearly songs are easier to cover than entire movies are, which is why there are so many cover versions and cover bands. Most of the times the covers are cheap forms of flattery to the originals. But there are a few songs whose cover adds so much originality that makes me like the original even more. Here are five of my favourite covered songs.
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Since Twilight’s Got Everyone In A Bashing Mood Again…
August 20, 2010
It is REALLY cool to hate on Twilight right now. Don’t get me wrong, the film deserves it. Full up and center. But it’s almost become a socio-intellectual status thing to bash on Twilight. This is how a conversation in an ‘intellectual’ bar would go: Person A: “Man, that Twilight is pathetic! Worst 3 hours […]
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Dear Medem, Yoo R Ay Sad Old Fat Mexican (pt.2)
August 13, 2010
As promised, here’s part two to my gymtastic nightmares. Not surprisingly, a part three’s happened in the past week. I’m sensing a universe-blessed theme to this blog… This happened back in my days of fitness freakness, where every calorie consumed had to burn in hell and if shirts and pants weren’t drenched, no, decaying with […]
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Dear Medem, Yoo R Obayse pt. 1
August 4, 2010
This morning, I sludged out of bed, trudged to the gym, and by early afternoon, I regretted it. It’s not because I worked out. I made a fitness assessment appointment in the morning; the reason I chose the morning is because you’re not allowed to eat or drink (even water) for two hours before the […]
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The Things They Tweeted
August 2, 2010
Twitter reached a pretty impressive milestone today, it got its 20 Billionth tweet. Twitter, along with other factors in life like technology, monsters, waist lines, indicates the general trend – smaller is better, which co-incidentally seems to be the evolutionary pattern for males moving from the central part of the world to further north and […]
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On the third day of common cold, my virus gave to me…
July 5, 2010
I currently have the worst cold I’ve ever had. It’s not coupled with a fever and I’m not taking any medication but it’s seriously making me trippy. I kept hearing pops which I thought was my Google talk pinging but it turns out it was tiny air bubbles in the great snotty sea popping in […]
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Part 1 of my Chat with Mr. Don Ward
June 30, 2010
Amidst the last minute preparations for opening weekend in Mumbai June 19, CNNGo cornered Don Ward, founder of The Comedy Store in the United Kingdom, in the coffee shop of the ITC hotel in Lower Parel.
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What's So Yummy? 
August 29, 2011
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